The Brewitzer
The Brewitzer
The Brewitzer
The Brewitzer
The Brewitzer
The Brewitzer

4.7 / 5 Based on 430+ happy customers

Finally, a gift he'll try before he finishes opening the rest.

The Brewitzer is a gravity-powered beer mortar that turns his first bottle into an instant reaction - and every bottle after it into another turn. 

A gift that actually gets used.

It stays out of the drawer.

Gravity does all the work. 

It feels as solid as it sounds.

Less than 1% of customers use our Money-Back Guarantee.

Product Information

The Brewitzer turns bottle opening into a little military operation: you lower the bottle into the tube like a grenade, there's a "boom" and the cap flies skyward. The beer is open and the whole crew will be lining up for a turn. No batteries, no app, pure mechanical genius. Perfect for barbecues, cabin trips, birthdays, bachelor parties and home use. For any group that wants a show with every bottle.

  • Fits standard 0.3 l bottles with crown caps.
  • The 0.5 l version is made for half-liter bottles.
  • With atypical bottles, compatibility may be limited – does not work on screw caps or cans.

Our guarantee

30-day money-back guarantee – no questions, no conditions.

Not satisfied? Send us a short message and you'll get your money back.

Shipping and delivery

Free shipping with UPS.

You'll receive the tracking number by email as soon as the package has shipped.

what do our customers say about us?

"Finally a gift for the man who has everything."

Olivia R.

"Bought it for his 34th in March. It's July and it still comes out every single time we have people over. His brother asked where to get one — which, if you knew his brother, is the highest compliment available."

Sarah J.

"Honestly expected something plasticky. The base doesn't move, the pop is loud, and the cap isn't a hazard when it flies out. My wife has officially won gift-giving this year."

Dave T.

Why the man who "needs nothing" is the easiest to disappoint

He buys what he wants the week he wants it. What's left for you to buy him? Socks, a mug, a gift card — a polite thank-you, then the drawer. 

Stop shopping for what he needs. Buy what he'll do — in the first sixty seconds, in front of people, again next weekend. 

That's why the Brewitzer exists.

how it works

1 — drop:

He lowers a bottle into the tube.

 2 — pop:

Its weight trips the lever; the cap cracks off.

3 — pass:

Someone asks for a go.

how to use it

Step 1:

Set it on the table

Place The Brewitzer on a stable surface — the kitchen counter, the dining table, or the cabin table.

Step 2:

Choose the right bottle

Use a bottle with a crown cap, 0.3  or 0.5 l. Does not work with cans or screw caps.

Step 3:

Drop the bottle in

Place the bottle in the tube and drop it. The cap pops off with a distinct pop.

Step 4:

Cheers — and pass it on

 Lift the bottle out, take the first sip, and hand The Brewitzer to the next person who wants a try.

who it's for 
(and who it isn't)

The impossible-to-shop-for husband

Dads

Groomsmen 

Brothers

The friend who hosts

He only drinks cans or screw-tops.

Frequently Asked Questions

Will The Brewitzer work with his bottle?

The Brewitzer is made for standard 0.3 l bottles with crown caps, and the 0.5 l version for half-liter bottles. With atypical bottles we cannot guarantee compatibility, and it does not work on screw caps or cans. If it doesn't fit their bottle, you get your money back!

Is it safe when the cap shoots out?

The cap flies straight up, not to the sides. The Brewitzer is not a weapon and contains no explosives – the only thing flying through the air is the cap from your beer. Common sense applies: don't fire it toward faces, and it doesn't belong in children's hands.

 What if I – or he – doesn't like it?

30-day full money-back guarantee – all it takes is a short message. We take the risk, not you.

Get your Brewitzer today

The next birthday, cabin trip, or barbecue comes sooner than you think.

The gift he actually tries right away
Not another mug or pair of socks. The Brewitzer goes straight onto the table.

Gets used again and again
Every crown-cap bottle is a new reason to bring it out — at the cabin, the barbecue, and the pre-party.

Safe to order
Fits 0.3 and 0.5 l bottles with crown caps. 30-day money back guaranteed.

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